know your mouse.
我識你老鼠 ！

You call me how to come out and walk in the future?
你叫我以後點出o黎行

I give you some colour to see.
我俾D顏色你睇！

If you have enough ginger,put your horse to me.
如果你夠薑的話就放馬過o黎

Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。

Blow chicken!
吹雞

I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys
我吹雞打你班友 。

Face green green  
臉青青  

You see road carefully:  
你小心睇路 。

Are you road?
你係唔係路呀?)  

How senior are you?
你算老幾?

What the water are you?
你係乜水?

Do you big me?#  
你大我呀?

Zebra chops people
班馬劈友 。

Do the world
做世界 。

Big tea rice
大茶飯 。

What the ghost are you talk?
你講乜鬼?

Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.+
批我個頭俾你當凳坐

I give you only a hair.
我俾條毛你

Do you think me didn't arrive?
你當我無到?

Wear grass
著草;
  
I am wearing grass.
我著緊草。

I fear that you have teeth.
我驚你有牙

You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!+  
你未夠班同我講數

What the spring do you do?/  
你做乜春?

Measure water/Pound water.
磅水

A dragon service.
一條龍服務

Hold hold water
楂楂水





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雖然感同人講一定會比人打
但係太好笑啦
要分享一下  XDDDDDDDDDD

藍色個D我個人好中意

[ 本帖最後由 Elf. 於 2010-10-25 12:01 AM 編輯 ]

what English is that,,, in USA we don't use these english

回樓上;中文譯既英文xdxd

HA 其實..我覺得全部都幾好笑~
Do you think me didn't arrive?
<<呢句就咁睇其實好正常 不過譯番做中文就....XD

What the spring do you do?/  
你做乜春?

我笑左XD 哈哈哈

What the spring do you do?/  
你做乜春?

我笑左XD 哈哈哈