[粗口+口語+原創]永遠愛住你 ''第一次作,,''
上集講到,,峰帶瑩去海洋公園,,,,
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大家諗下,,峰咁有米,,點會同牙瑩搭巴士,,地鐵牙,,咁當然係渣.........
瑩[咁我地搭地鐵牙??]
峰[唔係!!]
瑩[咁搭咩牙??]
峰[我渣車好冇??]
瑩[Yo''真架??]
峰[係牙,,我點會呃老婆豬姐,,,,]
瑩[咁快d行na,,,]
峰[oK,,]
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去到海洋公園的門口,,,,,
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瑩[快d買''飛''啦]
峰[使咩買姐,,]
瑩[你唔買點入牙??]
峰[呢到我有d股份,,so,,唔使買]
瑩[哦,,老公豬,,你好叻牙,,]
峰[咁快d入na]
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入到去,,,,,,
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瑩[嘩,,好多野玩牙,,玩咩先牙?]
峰[你未黎過呢到咩?]
瑩[黎過牙,,,]
峰[咁你點解好似咁開心咁既?!]
瑩[咁我第一次同你黎mA]]
峰[呵...咁又係,,]
瑩[你仲未答我喎!!]
峰[答你d咩牙?]
瑩[玩邊樣先...]
峰[不如睇下水母先..]
瑩[好牙,,聽你話..]
峰[點解你同我拍左拖之後..咁聽我話,,]
瑩[乜你唔中意咩?!]
峰[唔係,,你變成點我都中意你,,]
瑩[咁快d啦,,d水母等緊我地架,,]
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睇完水母.....
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峰[岩岩d水母好q牙]
瑩[係牙,,]
峰[我地不如上去山果到,,]
瑩[好牙]
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去到搭車果到..
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瑩[嘩,,咁多人..]
峰[咪係囉,,,不過我地都唔洗排,,]
瑩[但係佢地好慘牙,,]
峰[咁我地咪排隊囉,,]
瑩[咁又唔好,,,呵...]
峰[=_=]
工作人員1[現在你地要拍照..1,,2,,3,,]
瑩[死啦,,,]
峰[咩死牙,,]
瑩[我驚影到我好樣牙,,,]
峰[點會呢,,我老婆係校花mA,,]
瑩[話就係咁話姐,,,]
峰[喂,,咁你姐係唔相我眼光na,,,,]
瑩[咁又係,,唔影都影左啦,,,]
峰[咁我地就行na]
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上到車,,,,,
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瑩[睇下,,我地坐果''家''係紅色,,,]
峰[唔好咩?]
瑩[咁又唔係,,同你坐咩車都係咁好,,,]
峰[哈.....]
瑩[嘩,,,,,]
峰[仲咩牙,,驚驚牙?]
瑩[我.....我邊有牙]{口不對心}
峰[驚咪講囉,,]
瑩[我都冇,,驚咩姐]{口不對心}
峰[我有個方法令你唔驚,,]
瑩[咩牙?!]
峰[又話唔驚,,唔驚問黎仲咩姐,,]
瑩[好衰架,你知我驚既,,]
峰[個方法就係......]
瑩[就係....]{未講完,,峰以經嘴左去瑩到}
呢個深情既吻,,,係咪可以令牙瑩佢一生難忘呢?!
5分鐘之後......
瑩[嘩,,我冇氣na]
峰[乜老婆你咁屎架!!我就唔同na]
瑩[點唔同牙?!]
峰[我嘴到30分鐘都得,,,]
瑩[*=*]
但係下一集,,,佢地就冇咁開心,,,係海洋公園看見一個唔想見的人,,,,
cm.....
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