老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！
Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王「小」姐：
From see you one eye, I * love you.
自從看到你的第一眼，我〝便〞愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again, I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，你的眼睛打
開，我又活過來，
妳的眼睛貶啊貶，我就死去活來？
Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我，沒有關係，當你仔細
看著我，你就會一見鍾情。
I think l should introduce myself
to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。
I call Li big great. Toyear 25.
我叫李大偉，今年25。
（今天是 today，那麼今年就是
toyear。至於偉就翻成 great 吧！）
My home have four mouth people -
papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四〝口〞人... 爸爸、媽媽、我
和〝弟弟〞。
I am a good ma! n, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上
班。
I make early ＊ every day, so
that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操，這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。
Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a
monk,and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我，否則我將削髮為僧，找個廟來了此一生。
Like Your people
喜歡妳的人