老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪，

但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書，

老媽都笑的前俯後仰，經過我們一再催逼，

老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書，

看了真的是OH！MY GOD！很有一套喔！


Dear wang litte sister:親愛的王小姐

From see you one eye, I shit love you.

自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。

Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open,

I come back to live.

Youreyes close and open again and again,

I die again and again.

妳的眼睛閉上，我就死了，
你的眼睛打開，我又活過來，
妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?

Maybe you do not remember me,

no matter.When you carefully look at me,

you will one see clock.

也許你不記得我,
沒有關係,當你仔細看著我，
你就會一見鍾情.

I think l should introduce myself to you.

我想應該介紹一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25

我叫李大偉,今年25
(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至於偉就翻成great吧！)

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.

我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.

我是一個好男人，在一家大公司上班。

I do early **** every day,

so that I can have strong body to protect you.

我每天都做早操，
這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me,

or I will cut my hair to be a monk,

and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;

請嫁給我吧,
否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。
(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯，好在頭腦靈光,
嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。
至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯，不過很多和尚住在一起的地方，就是廟。)

Like Your people

喜歡妳的人


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有D英文係我讀了咁多年書都吾識::::::::::::

one see clock.一見鍾情.

great偉

Toyear今年

four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD. 四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

eat and sleep with me, 嫁給我

a place where many monks live in to over my life 廟

make early  做早操



呢D都係我吾識0既生字..........

好好笑呀!
笑死我啦!
都唔知個果人識唔識eng

好好笑呀．．．
卡卡．．．．
＾３＾

有D英文係我讀了咁多年書都吾識........................

幾搞野牙!!
哈哈.....

好搞笑呀！∼
咁都得．．．