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2008-7-16 12:51 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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峰拖住牙千係咁行

千: (((佢都好靚仔丫....不過好似牙哥專一D...)))

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而牙婷佢地,,坐左係一間甜品店到食野

我:好悶牙....我想番屋企

潔:牙婷,,唔好LA,,陪下我地LA

我:妖...啤酒牙唔該!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

琪:牙婷你傻左咩...好多人望住你牙!!

我:一醉解千仇丫MA-VV-......X3X..

風:喂???[[[聽電話]]]

峰:你地係邊牙

風:XXX甜品店牙....

峰:哦

潔:牙哥,邊個牙

風:冇牙...FD之MA...

我:{{{飲酒飲到KAI左}}}牙.......~~~~~我要番屋企牙!!!!!!!!{{{喊}}}嗚.......

琪:牙婷牙??!!!!!!!!你仲乜牙..???!!

我:冇牙....我冇事喎~~~~~{{{又笑又喊..}}}

峰:牙風??!

潔:你仲黎仲乜牙!!!妖!!!{{{拎牙婷果支啤酒想扑落去}}}

我:吾...我要飲牙!!!!

潔:牙婷牙!!

峰:.....{{{是否有點兒心痛??!}}}

我:KAKA...{{{狂飲}}}

風:牙婷牙...唔好飲LA...{{{拎走支啤酒}}}

我:嗚...我想飲牙!!!你地個個都唔俾我飲T^T...HE...我...我自己出去搵人飲 [[[企起身,,跌跌下

咁行]]]

撞到牙峰..

我:E....[[[[望下]]]-V-你咁似我表哥...既點解''KAKA

千: (((牙婷..?!)))

峰:醒下LA你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!我唔係似你表哥牙!!!!!!我係你表哥牙!!!!!!!!!

我:..?哦.............表哥...點解我次次見親你都要喊牙............[[[跪左係地..]]]

峰:...........................

我:[[[笑]]]我唔係已經唔中意..你.喇咩..?!點解我仲係咁喊既...

唔通我唔捨得你D個表哥..??

峰: (((牙婷......)))KAI...走囉我地[[[拖住牙千]]]

我:{{{捉住牙峰隻腳}}}唔...唔好DUM低我牙..[[[暈左]]]

潔,風,琪:牙婷..!!!!!

峰:....[[[始終都走左]]]

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千:其實你同牙婷咩關係牙...??

2008-7-16 12:53 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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千:其實你同牙婷咩關係牙...?

峰:冇lun煩LA

千:[[[冷笑]]]係咩...記唔記得有一個男仔都追過牙婷咁呢..??

峰:[[[望住牙千]]]你唔好話我知你係佢牙妹牙[[[笑左笑]]]

千:係牙~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[甩開牙峰隻手]]]

峰:車..有咩咁巴閉牙咁又

千:我都唔知牙婷有咩值得你地中意佢!!!!!!!!!牙哥因為佢嬲左我...你...估唔到都係D個女仔既

峰:你唔夠索掛..

千:[[[攬住牙峰黎咀]]]

峰:[[[推開佢]]]咪發姣LA...我最憎人自動送上門架喇...E加冇MOOD同你HAPPY牙..

搵庶個靚仔牙哥LA..[[[走鬼左]]]

千:雷夢婷.......我今次唔會再放過你....
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蝶:悶牙~唱K囉

女:車,,你次次都唱十幾粒鍾!!記唔記得牙!!!!!!!!有一次唱左成幾千牙!!!!!!

蝶:魚...唔好LA...我好愛你架喎~~

峰:冇錢就唔好學人唱K.LA..[[[笑]]]

蝶:[[[啤住牙峰]]]你咁有錢同我唱囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉囉!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

峰:冇MOOD牙KAI婆...8

蝶:[[[扯住牙峰件3]]]好!!!!!!!!!!走都得~~~~為你頭先講果句咩冇錢唔好唱KSAY.SOR囉

峰:好lun煩牙你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!比錢你唱喇得未牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[達D一千蚊紙落蝶到]]]

蝶:喂!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你好喇喎!!!!!!!!!!你以為自己係邊個牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[扯住牙峰衫領]]]

女:唔好咁LA你...人地話晒都靚仔黎加MA..[[[面'紅]]]

蝶: -0-你.....

峰:唔好煩喇!!!!!!!!!!去就去LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!唔好扯住我件衫牙死八婆-.-

蝶:哦.X.

突然俾人群撞一撞...兩個KISS左一下仔

蝶:牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你條x街丫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![[[成個權頭打左過去]]]

2008-7-16 12:54 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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講番牙婷果邊先\

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我:D度邊度黎架?....

??:姐姐,,你點解會係D度既..??

[有2個著住白色衫既細路仔]

我:下...-.-天使?嘩..我都著住條白色長裙喎...唔係MA....

細路:姐姐..你唔開心牙?..你隻眼有眼淚牙...

我:........................

細路:姐姐...你快D番番去你果果世界LA...你開始變透明喇...之前都有好多唔開心既人黎左D度...

佢地都係流住眼淚黎架...佢地唔想番去自己果個世界到..後尾就消笑左喇....

我:[微笑]係咩..?...如果可以令我快樂...我都令願消失...你地唔明架喇..~ [[[摸下果兩個細路個頭]]]

細路: KEKE[笑得好開心]

細路:姐姐..你睇下你隻手指~..有條紅線牙...

我:下..?

唔知點解..我身邊..有個人企左係度..

細路:姐姐..佢係你既真命天子黎架...姐姐你咁好人....我地唔想睇住你消失牙...

你一定要番番去果個屬於你既世界牙...再見喇...

我:[望真D..]........真係佢..?


笨蕉:::其實我好想知佢見到邊個-x-

2008-7-16 12:56 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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琪:牙婷!!!

我:嘩!又係白色!?我唔係瓜左牙MA....

潔:[喊]收 DAD LA T^T!!死你個頭牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你知唔知我地幾驚你真係死左牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

琪 :[喊] 牙婷...你記唔記得我地係邊個牙..??

我:痴線.,緊記得LA-.-

琪:嗚TXT [攬左我]

我:乖...-V-

風: [呆左...連手上面果兩杯咖啡都趺埋]

我:牙風 [笑]

風:你知唔知你成日都咁樣..會令到你身邊D人好唔開心架..... [勁...唔知點]

我: [微笑] SOR牙...我以後都唔會咁架喇..信埋我咁次丫!

風:乜我真係比唔上牙峰咩..

琪+潔: [望住牙風]

風:牙...唔係...我姐係話我地DD.FD有咩比唔上牙峰....

女子們:俾你驚死!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

風:.............

潔:婷牙...你知唔知你訓左3日喇...果個衰人峰睇都冇黎睇過你喎-333-..

琪:喂

我:我都話我冇事咯-V-''

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峰:咀都咀左喇...同我唱K LA-V- [拖住牙蝶]

蝶: [望下牙峰] 心**其實佢都唔係咁差姐.....都幾好丫.........唔得唔得...DD花心鬼!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[話咁快就到左GREE BOX喇]

峰:唱LA~我包左成日架喇D間房

蝶:-0-....唔唱...

峰:咁搞野LOR..

蝶:搞野?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [拎個防狼器出黎電撚佢]

峰:你發咩顛牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

蝶:我冇你諗得咁隨便牙!!!!!!!!!!! [成杯野淋落峰到]

峰:SORRY囉...

蝶:SORRY大晒牙!!!!!!!!!!!!! [諗摑峰]

峰: [捉住佢隻手.然後攬住蝶.狂KISS]

蝶: [開頭有D反抗..但後尾都軟化左....愈黎愈HIGH]

峰: [想除蝶D衫]

蝶:唔牙!!!!!!!!!!! [推開佢,清醒左D,摑佢一巴]

峰: 我E加成身火牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你唔俾我!!!!!!!!!??!!!!!

[撕開蝶D衫..狂插蝶...]

蝶: [喊] 好痛牙...唔好牙...

2008-7-16 12:57 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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蝶: [喊]

峰:估唔到你仲係處wOr.

蝶:.................

峰: [DUM張支票俾蝶]

蝶:你咁樣算咩意思牙..!!!!!!!

峰:唔夠牙..?

蝶:你當我雞牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

峰:傻LA..雞邊值50萬咁多牙

峰:嘩...叫到成千次雞都得牙50萬

蝶: [撕爛張支票,走]

峰:車...唔要吧就

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我:嘩~d度好悶牙,出院la喇喇臨

琪:-.-係喇係喇,,,我地都未嘈你嘈-333-

風:算LA,,咪就下佢LOR

琪:-,-超..
(其實..我有時真係有諗過牙風佢仲中意牙婷…妖..牙琪你咁CHEAP架!!咁諗自己條仔!)

潔:牙琪!!

琪:下!!??

潔:你諗咩諗得咁入神牙,,

琪:冇牙..

我:喂?講野, {傾電中}

千:嗚…牙婷!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

我:牙千…?你做乜喊牙?,,

潔:千係邊個牙..?

琪:咪牙峰頭先拖住果個女仔LOR…. {細聲}

潔:妖..佢搶人條仔仲係度扮晒野…

我:你唔去喊住先LA,, [行出去]

千:牙峰佢,…嗚..

我:佢做咩牙….

千:鳴…..佢搞我牙…對唔住牙牙婷!!我都唔想架…嗚…

我: [成部電話趺左落地]

(我覺得好辛苦牙…..好似透唔到氣咁……我唔想愛你牙….莊澤峰….)

2008-7-16 12:59 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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千:嗚...對唔住牙....我都唔想架.....

我:你依加講對唔住有咩用牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! {扔個電話落地}

我: {喊} 點解你要咁對我牙.........點解你一直都係咁...?..

琪:牙婷.....?...

潔:佢又話冇事既..?

琪:佢次次到係到死撐架la....算la...我地唔好嘈佢la.....

潔:下...但....

我: [抺走d眼淚] 出...出黎la...我真係冇事喎.....

琪:真既...?

我:係牙...

潔:真唔真牙...頭先見到你喊到超得人驚喎...

我:-,-你係咪硬要令到我魚爆你先得架姐..

好彩....我仲有兩個fd.....

令我點都可以 [撐] *

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蝶: [喊] 點解我會咁架.......

蝶:....心-[當發左場惡夢la...聽日就冇事架喇].....

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峰:唉....玩都玩完la....打番比牙婷先...

峰:e....唔得...到係打俾牙琪好d...

峰: {打} 喂..

琪:咩事牙 [極細聲]

峰:嘩..你搞咩牙...

琪:牙婷好唔開心牙!!...你做過d乜黎牙...[極細聲]

峰:下...佢咁快知?..

琪:唔係ma..你..

我: [搶牙琪部機] 你條女打黎話你姦左佢牙!!!!

琪:下..!!?

峰:我邊有牙!!!我俾左錢佢架!!

我:你當我on9架...牙千咁有錢洗你俾?! [我真係有d嬲..點解件事都已經係咁佢仲唔肯應姐?!]

峰:佢自己唔要之嗎...下...我搞果個牙蝶黎架喎..

我:哦...原來係咁...

峰:就係咁囉..

我:仲有個牙蝶tim!!!!!!!你好野!!!!........ [cut峰線]

峰:吊...!!冇LALA又會整個牙千出黎既!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?乜lun事牙..

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千:雷夢婷....唉...你個樣靚有咩用牙.....又會咁易呃既...? [笑]

2008-7-16 01:00 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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琪:牙婷..你冇事丫ma..!?好似多左好多個對手咁喎,,

潔:嘩..牙峰又會多左咁多人爭既!!

我:車....佢有咁多個...我唔識搵咩...!!!??!!

風: 心*[唉]

但我個心係咁諗姐…就算係…乜我仲有可能有咁大吸引力咩…

如果我係果d男仔…我都會覺得自己姣..


峰: {打俾牙千}

峰:你同牙婷講過d乜野牙!!

千:冇咩既…吹下咁姐…不過人地信之ma..咁代表你既為人其實都好有問題la~..

峰:吹下?!!!我俾300萬你即刻同我同牙婷解釋清楚..

千:嘩…原來我就咁吹下都值300萬牙..?.咁遲d咪仲多?..

峰:我e加俾夠1000萬你…乜都唔好再同牙婷講..

千:佢值唔值d咁既價牙??!!! [妒忌]

峰:值..

千:你以為錢可能收買我牙!!!!!!!!!你同牙哥都一樣既!!!!!!!!佢有咩咁好牙!!!!

我有咩比唔上佢牙!!!!!!!?? [cut線]


我: [電話響] 牙龍..?

我:講野..

龍:你終於肯聽我電話喇..?

我:以後唔好再打黎la..我唔值得你咁….你睇下牙千la…佢出左事牙..你同佢傾下LA..

龍:我覺得你值咪得Lor…我唔介意..

我:你睇下牙千La..果個你牙妹黎架.. [CUT線]

我:唉…

琪:男仔黎架??

我: [點頭]

我明白…其實一路到尾…我都係中意牙峰…我識咁多男仔…都係想佢緊我…但點佢永遠都唔

明…..

2008-7-16 01:01 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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[WOR..諗番轉頭..無番學都成年囉...哈哈..好彩間學校我牙爸架姐...幾個月姐...發生左咁多事...]

我無見牙峰2個月LU...D段時間...我係甘同牙琪牙潔佢地周圍玩...海洋公園LA..新既迪迪LA..好

多好多牙...

哈哈...我竟然一D都諗到牙峰喎....E加諗起....又覺得好妒忌...我好妒忌E加係牙峰身邊既女仔...

就黎到我生日喇....佢記唔記得牙....?...記得佢以前從來都無同我講過生日快樂....E加既牙峰...會

唔會牙.....?...好多野想問你牙...牙峰....你有冇... [曾經] 掛住我...?

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千: [睇緊論壇的一個題目---->同男友搞完...大左肚點算?...]

千: E..係BOR,,令到D個GAME好玩D.....扮大肚都OK丫..牙千..你真係醒喇,,哈哈 [作者:你好CHEAP牙-,-]

千:牙婷...枉你當我係你好朋友牙~真係對唔住喇~ [奸笑]

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蝶: [嘔]

蝶FD:牙蝶...你冇事牙...D幾日你都係咁既..?!

蝶:我諗腸胃唔好姐,...

蝶FD:咁又係既...你又冇仔住...點會同人搞到有BB丫...SOR牙下>__<

蝶:[呆左]

蝶:[流淚..但即刻抺左]

蝶FD:你冇事丫MA...SOR牙SOR牙><

蝶: 冇...有沙入眼姐...不過我真係好傷心牙-.-咁諗我既你!!

蝶FD:唔好玩LA-.-都講左SOR囉..

蝶:好嬲牙!!! [走]

蝶走緊係唔係嬲LA...而係去左藥房買野..

蝶:[走入藥房拎起支驗孕棒果時...已經有好多牙嬸望Q住...勁想打佢地囉]

[拎支驗孕棒俾錢既時候更多人用有色眼光望住....乜係我既錯咩..??!!!!!]

[喇喇聲番屋企.]

蝶:唔好俾我中牙...千其唔好...千其唔好牙...當我求下你丫!!!!!

[結果要兩日後先有]

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琪:牙婷...你D幾日好似唔係玩得好開心咁既...掛住佢..?

潔:牙峰牙?條x街牙?

琪: -.-問你咩..

潔:咁我地係好朋友黎加MA...哈...哈哈.... [9唔搭8...以笑姐醜-____-]

我:不如番去囉..

我:你都好耐冇見過牙風LA...

潔:你自己想番去見牙峰咋~[勁細聲]

琪:講落又係BOR..,,,

潔:唔牙!!!我仲有好多野想玩牙-X-

琪:咁你自己玩飽佢LA88

潔:妖...拍拖真係煩牙!!!!!!番去打爆牙哥...

琪:你唔好亂黎牙-333-..

[嘈]

我E果時候都冇理佢地LU...因此我已極度思念某人中..

2008-7-16 01:02 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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[兩日後]

蝶:陽性...?...點會咁解!!!!!!!!!!

蝶:說明書....說明書牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [接受唔到...]

蝶: [係喊?...] 我成世女都未試過中獎既...咁都中到喎...

蝶:唔得...我要見醫生...可能錯呢....

[婦產科]

醫:恭喜你牙小姐,,同爸爸講la..我諗佢都會好開心,,

蝶:我有左..?

醫:應該係架喇...好小出錯

蝶:我想落...落左佢...

醫:唔好講笑la..你個肚都3個月喇...落?!落到你可能連命都冇!

蝶: [呆] BB既爸爸唔會想要佢.....

醫:你話咩話?..

蝶: [理都唔理到走左]

蝶: [笑]BB.. [摸下自己個肚] [喊]爸爸唔要你...媽媽都唔會要你架...

[撞]

有好多個男仔..

撞到果個..係牙峰...

蝶: [望左牙峰一眼.走.]

峰: [捉住牙蝶..] 咁...熟面口既你...

峰FD:唔係牙...你咁都識牙..峰哥真係人面廣牙...連係婦產科出黎果D女人都識喎! [笑]

蝶: 放手...

峰:牙..我記得喇...果晚係K房俾我扑完唔收錢果個.. [笑]

蝶: [喊...啤住牙峰]

峰FD:雞會唔收錢?!!!!!!俾我扑LA!

蝶:收聲牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [好嬲]

峰:大肚牙你..唔係我MA.. [笑]

蝶:係你既你係咪做佢爸爸丫 [望住牙峰..]

峰: [望住牙蝶..]

蝶:唔係唔該你放手..

峰:係我既話..我會負責....

蝶:[望左牙峰一眼] [笑]係咩..?!我唔希罕!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

牙峰隻手一鬆..牙蝶已經跑走左..

峰FD:個女仔...

峰:...............

峰果班人呆左一陣又去浦過LU..

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潔:牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [大聲]

[冇人應]

潔:牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [再大聲D]

[都係冇人應]

琪: [UM左牙潔把口] KAI架你..幾點牙E加!!!!!!

潔:[望下隻錶] 凌晨3點58分9秘...O..12秒LU..

琪:=0=,,

潔:牙哥牙哥牙哥牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [聲音高達200分貝]

琪:0.0.

風:係.. [擁有極大的黑眼圈]

琪: 牙風.. 我好掛住你牙 [KISS左牙風一啖]

我:好SWEET BOR!~

潔:我話想嘔就真...

琪:好黑人憎牙你,,

潔:對你姐...我1D都唔想你做我牙嫂牙-3-...牙婷又靚過你..又好人過你 [攬住我]..

琪: [呆左一陣]

其實D幾分鐘都冇人講野...我發覺一直以黎最慘果個應該唔係我...係牙琪.......

我拎走左佢好多野....

琪:嗯.... [笑] 緊係LA..牙婷不嬲都靚女架啦....

我:牙琪...

2008-7-16 01:02 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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琪:我冇事bor..

潔:咁都冇事牙..扮野咩你..

?:牙婷~~~~!!!!!

我:?! {咁熟既把聲}

我媽:衰女丫...唔番屋企!!我同你牙爸番左黎喇.!!原來死左黎D度!!

我: [OH MY吉...]

我爸:牙女..我地又同牙峰牙爸牙爸傾好左喇..!!

我媽:決定俾你同牙峰結婚喇!!記住唔好似上次咁失禮喇...如果唔係你死10次都唔掂牙!!!!!!!!!!!

我:......好......

我媽:咁就最好LA [笑笑口]真係我既乖女..咁樣我同你牙爸可以搵多幾億牙..哈哈哈 [奸爆]

我:難牙!!!!!!!!!我仲未玩夠架!!!先唔會咁快嫁!!

我媽:唔嫁都要嫁架喇!!今次你既舞伴冇得再俾你簡!!!!!!!一定係牙峰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

潔: [睇黎牙哥一世都得唔到牙婷LU...牙峰靚仔過佢..又有錢過佢..]

風: [臉色都變晒]

我: 唔牙..我唔去睇你地點死..

我媽: [奸笑]你精牙媽都唔蠢得晒

我媽: 食蕉!!!!!!!!!!

我:- -

[有超大既腳步聲黎緊]

我:喂..咪住先...我係女仔..佢地係男.,...咁都好容易走到姐我~牙媽...你太蠢喇

我媽:你錯喇 [笑]

我:唔係MA..

D一班食蕉...竟然係女仔....仲個個有超多肌肉...生埋心口毛TIM..

我媽:佢地就係我係各國搵番黎既精英..

我:佢地會唔會係基架...

我媽:唔知喎咁又..俾定個防狼器你囉..

我: [YEAH~] 多謝牙媽~~~~~

2008-7-16 01:03 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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跟住成班蕉帶我走左去第2度LU~

我媽:牙女牙..D間房係你既,佢地都會跟埋你入黎,因為大家都係女仔MA..

唔好偷走牙.,牙媽為我地好架咋

我:OKOK,,走LA走LA

我媽:55 [走]

我:[拎過防狠器出黎]

[ 磁‵磁‵磁‵]

我:YEAH~又俾我電出一條血路~~

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我:E加應該點呢......去牙峰度!!!我要佢幫我地取消結婚!!!

[乜我真係咁唔想嫁俾牙峰咩?算LA,搵出牙峰先算...]

我:的士!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

的:去邊度呢小姐?

我:XXXXXX

的:好既..

差唔多去度果時,..

的:唔好出聲..

的:打劫....

我:妖... 0徒 我時間牙MA..

的:我叫你唔好講野牙!!!!!!!!! [拎把刀出黎] 劃花你塊面丫喇!!!!!!!

我: 唔好牙!!!!!!SORRY牙大佬....劫啦劫啦...

[錢姐...俾佢拎囉...個樣最緊要!!!!!!!!]

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幾經辛苦..終於去到牙峰屋企.....又入去LU....唉,.,,我不嬲都係到自入自出

所以D食蕉牙,牙4牙,一見到我就俾我入去架喇,

我:牙峰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

峰:牙婷?!!!!!做咩牙.?你唔嬲我NA‵?

我:妖...唔得閒同你講DD牙.....你知唔知唔我地牙爸牙媽又要我地結婚喇!!!!!!結婚?!唔係訂婚喇?!!!!死喇

點算好牙..

突然之間..有音樂既...

峰:跳隻舞先講..好冇..?

[好耐都未試過俾牙峰攬住條腰喇....]

峰: [望住我] 我地結婚...你唔想咩....?

係囉....我唔想咩...點解我仲要咁激動?!我唔愛佢咩..?

2008-7-16 01:04 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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牙峰貼到我好埋,我有幾耐冇咁俾佢攬過?

峰: [係我耳仔邊講...差唔多咀埋落黎] 牙婷...唔好再離開我...好冇...?

我:..唔好.....

峰: [望住我] 你真係咁憎我..?

我:係...你所做既野...好黑我憎......

峰:對唔住牙...牙婷...我...冇心架...你不嬲都知我貪玩架...!我始終最愛果個係你...一直以黎都係...

我好想喊...點解?!點解中意我仲要玩我?!DD叫愛?!愛係咁殘忍架咩!!?我心目中既我..係被愛....而唔係只有

我愛佢..

我:係咁又點...你答我一個問題丫...

峰:你問丫..

我:你可唔可以永遠完全屬於我牙.... [望住牙峰]

峰: .........

我:算LA....你係D一刻屬於我丫...好唔好牙....?...

[就係咁..佢狂咀我...佢開始帶我上佢間房...慢慢除左我D衫...佢既小弟弟就插左入我既小妹妹到喇......

我覺得好痛苦....我喊....佢感唔感覺得到?,,,,D一晚....起碼你係屬於我...我已經好滿足...]

2008-7-16 01:05 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
我好早就已經醒左...見到我身邊既牙峰...我又不自覺咁喊左...牙峰...我知你永遠都唔會係我......

D個世界有咁多女仔...我係你...都唔會為左一個人...而放棄咁多野.....

我: [係牙峰額頭上面錫左一啖]

著番自己D衫....走啦...

峰:牙婷~~ [想攬住我]

峰: [空] [醒左] 牙婷!!!!!!!!??

[牙峰搵番D衫黎著果時見到地下有封信]
..........................................................................................................................................................................................

牙峰‵

我知道...你係愛我架0V0*

但我唔想咁自私...要你放棄咁多野....

我知道............你亦冇可能做得到......

你幾時...先會明白我心裹面既感受牙??

我知你唔中意我成日喊......

但你知唔知我1諗起...你對我咁好...只係一D對其實女仔既表面功夫...

我有幾難受?.....

所以....我地唔好結婚LA...當為左大家既著想

我放你走喇.....

我地做番朋友算LA.....

多謝你...

曾經係完全咁屬於我.....

I LOVE YOU...

婷字

2008-7-16 01:07 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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峰: 牙婷...點係你咁傻...?... [ 在哭?..還是在後悔..? ]

點解牙峰一次又一次咁唔要牙婷?..可能連佢自己都唔知LA...亦可能係自己太

[ 自私 ]....

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我: [喊]

其實我唔知自己咁做錯定岩...但起碼係我覺得E加最好既方法丫.......

我: [電話響] 邊條柒柒係人地咁DOWN果時打過黎牙...-333-

我:講野....

千: [喊 .扮的-V-] 牙婷...點算好牙.....嗚...

我自己都搞唔掂...仲係到煩?!!

我:咩牙..講LA...

千諗: 串我?...!你好野...

千:我...我有左牙......

我: [呆左]

千:我有左牙....

我: [喊] 咁咪好囉...恭喜喎....洗唔洗我送埋賀禮俾你地丫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??!!

千: 你肯接受我咩..?,,,

我:肯...~,,,點解唔肯牙....仔都有埋...我仲有咩好講........ [CUT線]

我: 點解你要咁對我!!!!!!!???!! 我已經乜都唔解意!!,,,,...點解你唔會諗起我...而要諗起其他人.....?... [哭了吧]

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龍:牙妹,,,...你有左!!!!!!!!!?

千:我........

龍:邊個架!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [惡]

千:我...唔係牙.....

龍:唔係..!!!!!?! 唔通玩牙!!!!!!.. [啤住牙千]

千:我都話唔係囉!!!你要我點講先信牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

龍:你唔肯講丫MA!!!!!!!!!得睇你同邊個講電話....橫點有錢可能查到佢係邊個...

千:唔好牙!!!!

太遲LA,,哈哈,,已經俾牙龍搶左

龍:6XXX XXXX ....牙婷...?!

龍諗:唔掛得牙婷上次叫我睇下牙千LA...咁牙婷....

龍:你個肚牙峰既...?..

千:冇牙...我冇大肚牙!!!!!!!

龍:咁你仲咩話俾牙婷知你大左肚..?!

千: [喊] 因為牙哥你同牙峰!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!明明我係靚過牙婷架!!!!!!!!!!!!點解你地個個都唔要我!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

龍:..你係我牙妹黎架MA.....!你都好靚架..,,....... [是真?..是假?..]

千: 咁你唔好要牙婷丫!!!!!!!!!!!!!!要我都一樣姐!!!!!!!!!!!!!

龍:你係我牙妹黎加!!!!!!!!!!!!

千:我唔理!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [攬住牙龍激咀]

2008-7-16 01:08 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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龍: [牙千的接吻技巧超純熟.牙龍都有點兒HIGH了 ,慢慢咁係牙千身上面撫摸]

千: [心中發出勝利的微笑] 牙哥....我知你係愛我架.... [想除牙龍D衫]

龍: 唔好講野....

千: 應承我.....丫.....以後...都唔好理牙婷.....

龍: 牙婷...?..... [諗番起牙婷] [推開牙千] 算LA...夠喇...對唔住牙牙千..

千: 做乜牙!!!!!!!!!

龍: 醒下啦你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!痴左線咩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!你係我牙妹黎架!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

千: 哈!!!!!!! [似笑非笑] 點解我要係你牙妹牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [摸下牙龍塊面] 牙哥...你咁靚型.....唔應該係牙婷架....

你係我架!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [又咀]

龍: [摑左牙千一巴] 醒LA...!!!!!!!我淨係會中意牙婷..... [坐左係梳化]

千: [UM住自己塊面] 牙哥.....我憎死你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

龍: 頂,,,.....

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而牙蝶...個肚開始慢慢咁大...正正式式係一個未婚媽媽.... 個肚都俾佢牙爸牙媽發現左..

爸:衰女丫!!!!!!!!!係出面搞3搞4?!!!!!!!!!!??個肚邊個架!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [摑左牙蝶一巴]

蝶: [UM住自己塊面....係自己一時錯左..識錯人....仲可以點....唔通話俾佢地聽...冇LALA俾一個連名都唔知既人搞大個肚?!]

媽: [喊]女牙...你以前都唔係咁架...快D搵番BB個牙爸同佢結婚LA....

蝶:..... [唔講野]

爸:落左佢LA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

蝶:我 唔 會 落 自 己 個 親 生 仔.......

爸:同我扯牙你!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

蝶: 走咪走....... [走]

蝶: [摸下自己個肚] BB.......媽媽一定會養大你架!!!!!!.... [喊]

2008-7-16 01:08 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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風: 牙婷...

我: 唔好行埋黎丫...我想自己1個靜下...

風: 你唔好咁LA牙婷... [依然都行埋去牙婷到...]

我: [ 係避牙風果時行左出馬路‵不過條馬路冇乜車 ]嗚..... 我覺得自己真係好失敗牙!!!!!!!!! D個

先係我自己!!!!!點解我要係人地面前扮堅強... [喊]

風: [ 攬住牙婷 ] 嗯....我知你好辛苦架...

我: 牙風...點解我愛果個係第2個牙峰?!!,,,....

琪: 牙風....!!唔好...行咁快LA... [呆左..見到牙風攬住牙婷]

琪諗: 唔好傻LA!!牙婷同牙風點會係D咁既人?..仍地不嬲都係FD黎加MA..

風: 牙婷...

我:下...?..

風: 其實我一直中意果個係你...

[BUBU‵BUBU‵]

我:下....點會牙...!!咁牙琪會好傷心架!!

風: 我........ [見到有架車黎緊]

風: [攬實牙婷....錫左佢個咀一下....] 我真係中意你架......

琪: [哭了..不相信事實麼?..]

我: [哭得更利害]

[突然牙婷同牙風跌左落地]

我: [見到牙風流左好多血] 牙風...!

風: 我...我愛你..... [暈左?,,]

我: [喊] 牙風牙!!!!!!!!!!!牙風!!!!!!

2008-7-16 01:09 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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其實架車bu佢地果時‵

兩個人都好呆滯咁討論緊牙風中意牙婷d個 {事實}‵

所以導致兩個都冇心機去睇周圍有冇車‵

而牙風睇到架車果時架車已經行到好埋‵

牙風唔想牙婷死‵

所以佢拎自己幫牙婷擋車T3T‵

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琪: [即係跑過去牙婷果邊] 牙風!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 超激動 ]

揸車車到牙風條友: 拿...唔關我事架‵...我已經BU左好多次係佢聽唔到咋,,

琪: 得喇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 有冇人CALL白車呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [喊得好西利]

係四周亦係好多路人黎圍觀...

琪: 你地同我走開呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 睇咩睇呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!好好睇牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???

D人睇到牙琪咁...都走晒...冇人CALL白車.....咁我CALL...

我: 喂.....D到有...有人撞車呀...你地快D黎LA....

我: [行去牙琪到...安慰下佢....其實我自己都係度喊緊....我真係好驚....牙風會死.....] 牙琪牙.....

你唔好咁激動NA....牙風佢咁好..一定會冇事架....

琪: [用一種我從來都未見過既眼神望住我...好得人驚..]

白車終於都黎左喇......佢地張牙風抬左上架車到...而我同牙琪就去陪牙風..

我諗番起牙風係馬路同我講過既野...我D眼淚係咁流落黎....牙風一直而黎最愛果個都係我.....

點解我睇唔到...? 牙風.........你唔好死呀.....當我求下你丫.....

琪: [捉住牙風隻手] 牙風.....你唔好死呀....嗚....你死左我點算牙......我真係好愛你架....

話咁快...我地到左醫院喇...

醫生: 請問你地邊個同佢有親屬關係呢..? 好朋友牙,...女朋友牙...

我: 我...

琪: [啤左我一眼] 我係佢女朋友呀....

跟住果個醫生就同牙琪去左登記喇...

而我..就坐係手術室到等牙風....快D出番黎./...

冇幾耐...

牙琪黎左...

但牙琪一句野都冇同我講過....仲坐到好遠..,

大約過左30分鐘到...

牙潔....同牙峰到黎左...

潔: 牙哥!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [喊]

潔: [同我講] 牙哥佢E加點牙...

我:...我.........

琪: 俾佢累死喇!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [超大聲]

峰: 牙婷... [望左我幾眼]

潔: 牙琪...你講咩呀...關牙婷咩事?..

琪: 係佢牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 佢想攬住牙風一齊死!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [喊] 佢仲搶走埋牙風TIM牙 ........ 嗚.....

牙婷....點解你要咁對我牙!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

2008-7-16 01:10 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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我: 牙琪...... [ 喊 ] sorry呀...我都唔想咁架 ... [拉住牙琪隻手 ] 我真係冇心架‵.....

琪: [fung 甩我隻手] 係冇心‵!!!!!!!!!!! 不過有意丫ma‵!!!!!!!!!!!!! 我係你最好既朋友黎架‵!!!!!!點解你要一次又一次咁搶走我中意既人呀‵!!!!!!

你中意牙峰...好...我唔同你爭.....牙風本來中意你...你唔要...,我要囉!!!!!!!!!!!! 點解你又要搶走佢呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!???!!! [ 喊 ]

峰: 牙琪..你冷靜d啦...牙婷點會係d咁既人呀?,,..

我: 唔係呀...[ 喊 ] [坐左係地 ] 我真係冇諗過同你爭任何野架牙琪...你唔好嬲我la...嗚.....sorry呀....我真係冇諗過會變成咁架...

琪: 我親眼見到牙風佢錫左你一啖架‵!!!!!!!

峰: [望住我 ] 牙婷..係咪真架...?

d個時候咁混亂..我都冇時間去答牙峰喇..

琪: 唔關你事唔通關牙風事呀?!!!!!佢本來對我好好架...點解....點解庶要咁做呀...!!!!!!!!! [喊 ]

我可以講d咩...牙琪都已經唔信我...唔通我叫醒牙風同我解釋咩?

我: ,,,,.........對唔住呀.....牙琪.... [ 呆了 ]

我點都估唔到...牙琪會咁諗我...點解感情咁脆弱...?

琪: [ 摑左我一巴 ] 你以後都唔係我既朋友...

我: ................ [坐係地度喊 ]

峰: 你洗唔洗打人呀!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 惡 ]

我: [ 扯牙峰見衫...唔想佢再鬧牙琪...我覺得我可能真係爭佢好多野... ]

牙峰佢跪左落地 ..攬住我...一粒聲都冇出過,,... 而我...又喊濕佢個榑頭....

潔: 牙琪....你係咪講真架....

琪: 你問你心目中果個牙嫂la‵!!!!!!!!!!!!!

潔: [喊]

醫生: 你地係咪xx風既朋友呀?

琪: 係呀!!!!!!!!!,,

醫: 對唔住牙.... 我地已經盡左力...你地入去見多佢幾面la...

牙風既牙爸牙媽都係加拿大趕左番黎...

風爸風媽: 仔呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [已經喊晒 ]

潔: [ 攬住佢牙媽.... ]媽咪....牙哥佢.... 嗚..... [喊]

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[ 手術房 ]

訓起白色床上面既牙風......

已經冇辦法再醒喇...

佢面上面...

都冇晒血色.....

我點樣先可以嗌醒佢呀...

曾幾何時....

佢係我唔開心既時候都係我身邊....

佢依加去左邊呀...?‵

潔: [攬住牙風 ] 牙哥....!!!!!!!!!!! 你醒呀!!!!!!!!!!! 我以後乖d丫...好冇?....????你唔好唔要牙潔呀...

嗚....牙哥.....你唔好唔要你牙妹牙...

企係我隔離既牙峰....

同我一樣....

都係到喊....

望住佢最好既朋友....

[ 長睡不起 ]

2008-7-16 01:11 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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我: 牙風... [ 喊 ]

風媽: 仔呀!!!!!!!!!!!!! [ 暈左 ]

風爸: [扶住佢] 老婆....

琪: [ 呆左 ...聲都唔聲下... ]

峰: [ 又笑又喊 ] 乜你咁"散"架....你細過我架喎....點可以咁早死架....

[ 狂推牙風 ] 你快D同我起身呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 你唔係中意牙婷架咩!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 你起身同我爭呀!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DUDU...DU...DUDU....DUDUDU*

[ 望下個令人感到可怕既儀器....牙風既心臟似乎有D氣色... ]

風: [ 隻手指郁下郁 ]

潔: [ 定左兩定 ] 醫生!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

個醫生話咁快入左黎

潔: 醫生...我牙哥佢

醫: [望下個儀器.. ] 等我睇睇...

跟住個醫生用個電筒照下牙風隻眼, 又叫D護士拎D儀器黎...唔知點呀-___- 電左牙風兩野...

牙風又彈左兩下....又電兩野...又彈兩野咁LA..... 跟住又用隻手係牙風個心口上面壓左兩下...

醫: 個病人真係好好彩.......你地係咪講左D野令佢有番意志力......?佢今晚如果過左危險期就應該冇事

架喇..... [走左 ]

牙潔佢開心到喊....牙風牙爸都呆左...

風: 琪....牙琪... [超鬼細聲 ]

琪: [喊 ..行左去牙風床邊]

風: 對...唔...住...呀..... [訓左]

琪: [ 喊 ] [ 知到牙風由頭到尾可能都冇中意過佢.... ]

2008-7-16 01:12 AM 笨_香蕉瑩
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回想番以前既我...

我*係幾咁無知....

點解可以變到依加咁‵?!

係愛‵?!

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峰: [ 攬住我 ] 唔好再離開我...好冇..?

我: 乜你可以放棄你依加所有既野咩?! [ 鑽石王老五 ]

峰: ......................

我: [ 推開牙峰 ] 算LA..唔好再講... [ 一眼都唔夠膽望佢 ]

峰: 牙婷呀...

我: [ 行去牙風床邊到 ] 你要快D醒呀.....唔好令牙琪佢咁傷心LA......佢已經好慘..... [ 眼淚又漸漸落下 ]

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牙蝶佢就慘喇真係....

個肚已經好大好大...

自己一個女仔般出黎住...

乜都要自己黎...

但佢已經冇晒錢咁制喇..‵

仲點會有錢去生BB?!

蝶: 哎呀 [ 捧住個肚 ]... [ MU底撿野 ]

人地話大肚既女人最幸福..

點解牙蝶身邊一個可以保護佢既人都冇?!

蝶: [ 望下個銀包..只係得番一百蚊 ]....

蝶: [ 再望真D....有一張紙仔 ]

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峰: 6XXX XXXX

你既然唔肯要我D錢...

有問題既時候CALL我啦

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蝶: [ 拎住張紙喊 ]

一個令佢乜野都冇晒既人...

依加可以黎幫佢...

蝶: [ 硬住頭皮打俾牙峰 ] 喂...

峰: 咩事呀...

蝶: 我係牙蝶呀....

峰: [呆左一呆 ]

蝶: 我有左.....

峰: 唔好玩D咁既野啦‵

蝶: 你可以唔要個BB..... 但我依加要既係錢....

峰: [ 又係一個貪錢既女人.... ] 錢咋‵ 你開口問我拎咪得囉....點解要作有BB?!

蝶: [ 拎住個電話喊 ]..........

峰: 我聽日10點約你係XX去見LA‵88

蝶: 唔好呀‵!

電話: DU....DU...DU.....

我:..................[ 聽到 ]

以女仔既第六感...

我FELL到有D野...

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